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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

Hi Folks,Here's a nice mail  forwarded to you all.How to avoid the flu and be cheers-full at the same time.Killing 2 birds with one stone .Cheers and a happy diwali to all.Putting on your thinking cap while reading till the very end ishighly recommended...Eat right!Make sure you get your daily dose offruits and veggies.

1 - The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the Attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."

2 - Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that....

Bush: What buildings? What people??

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New Generation Indian Daughter-in-Law~~~~~~~~~~~~~It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-lawarrives in the family, everything changes.

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

TOUGH QUESTIONS> >> >> >> >> > Question 1:> >> > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who> > were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had> > syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?> >> >> >> >> >> >> >