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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14..95.Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.......And that's how the fight started.

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do you know him ?'
Yes, she sighed, 'he's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago
and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' i said to my wife,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?!'......
And that's how the fight started.....