When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.....

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WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...   30,000 to a man's 15,000.

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.

TOUGH QUESTIONS> >> >> >> >> > Question 1:> >> > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who> > were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had> > syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?> >> >> >> >> >> >> >

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?Needless to say he never made it. You know why?These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.:-

>  LALOO JOKES!These are good.. >      > >      > * What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ? >      > La loo >      > >      > * Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As> there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo> "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"  and moved> on... >      > >      >  * Once Laloo wanted to know the time> difference between Bihar and Las  Vegas. So he called

A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush.

New Generation Indian Daughter-in-Law~~~~~~~~~~~~~It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-lawarrives in the family, everything changes.